Monthly Archives: February 2004

Discreet photography made possible…

EDIT: Don’t you just hate it when I just put some random picture and some random title as a post? Ok, ok I’ll try better. I bought this thing for around 170 moolahs just because I was intrigued after SOMEONE who shall remain nameless told me her web camera thingamajiggy is not working. I wouldn’t splash out for any webcam (because I have one built in to this AWESOME laptop btw) but this thing is a digital camera, video camera, web camera and all that is stored on 128 Megs worth of Thumb Drive goodness… Huzzah! But the sole reason I bought it was because it’s small and petite, good for stalking people (ok girls then).

Oh why the lack of posts? I’ve been leeching off STILEPROJECT and checking out the awesome links at, coding school work, worrying, sucking my thumb, worrying some more that I can’t finish a couple of assignments, so on and so forth… Maybe I will be an upstanding addition to the countless numbers of well dressed crazy people running around and rummaging garbage cans at the Bandar’s bus station. Or not. Oh don’t forget downloading music videos like mad even.

Let’s see… What’s up with Brunei recently eh? Oh, have you guys stayed off of sea food and chicken already? Thanks. More for me. Fuck the red tide. I’ll eat like it’s no one’s business. Muahahahahahah. Ok unless I get sick, then that ain’t funny. Just come to my… ya know… and no laughing… Ok adios. More and more coding to be done. I love coding. Don’t you? (That’s a rhetorical question.)

I’m bored…

I wanna see all the hubbub is all about…

What if drugs were legal?

Would You Hire This Man…?



1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520


Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been “lost” and is not available.


I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.


I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.


I ran for US Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.


I changed Texas pollution laws to favour power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father’s appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.


I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I’m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. My “poorest millionaire,” Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US President.

I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.

I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in US history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I’ve broken more international treaties than any President in US history.

I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspector’s access to US “prisoners of war” detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families – in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear “Tactical Bunker Buster,” a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfil my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.


All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father’s library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.



Bit Torrent is teh rocks!!!

I have converted a Fandi to BitTorrent goodness. Even though he’s on E-Speed, but he still gets mega super download speeds (the fucken lucky bastard). The reason why you would want to is that you can get good DVD rips of old and new movies, war-ez (hahahahahha Ramzi cracks me up…) and full albums. Now that’s how a broadband user should be living… A jetset life of movies, warez and music… C’mon… Who can honestly say that KaZaA is the viable source of downloads nowadays, huh?


An Italian woman who ordered the largest possible fake breasts is being hunted after leaving without paying her bill for the operation.

Detectives have few leads on where the woman is, but hope her unusually big bra size will prove a give away.

The surgically-enhanced fugitive had paid more than £5,000 to have her breast size doubled by surgeon Jamal Salhi.

The woman fled the private hospital in Rome having undergone a two-hour operation.

Police have issued a photograph of the woman post-surgery to help with their hunt.

Mr Salhi told Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera: “Unfortunately this kind of fraud isn’t that unusual.”

Source (with Pic of well endowed specimen):,,30200-12989638,00.html

Sorry for the lack of posts lads…

I’ve been way too busy lately… 5 assignments concurrently going on and one is due in like 3 more days. While doing said assignemnts, I’ve been downloading videos like mad, and I think I’m starting a “funny vids” culture at ITB along with Zul. When you get to see a man trying to jump a pool to the otherside and hitting his balls on the edge of the pool and you think it’s funny, then you are way long down the line becoming a “funny vids” fan… Worthy mentions where you can get these funny videos are, in no particualr order of preference BTW: Courtesy of Zul. <3

Bwahahah .. ^_^

Hahah somebody cried dood ? I saw Last Samurai and I was like “Feh !” … loved the fight scenes but evrything else was so-so … go watch the Seven Samurais by Akira Kurosawa for a kik ass samurai flik … Classic !

Here’s some links for the farm :

Jon Blake Cusack 2.0

Hasselhoff is stupid

Sick Shit

Pain from a woman will hurt less … Bullshit !!!

The Last Samurai Review

Two words… ‘IT ROCKED’… HARD!…

Just imagine for a second, all the stuff that guys think are cool…

  • War movie? Check…
  • Japanese culture? Check…
  • Samurais? Check…
  • Ninjas? Check…

I mean that movie has everything. Self discovery. Struggle, strife and pain. Man, the second half of the movie was a real tear jerker. You can’t help but care for the characters and what they are fighting for. I’m not kidding about the tear jerker part. I had to hold someone stifling their tears. It was THAT sad…

The setting (which I assume was in Japan) was so breath taking. Every scene in that movie is done with meticulous detail, everything looks beautiful and fitting to that era in Japanese history. The sakura (or cherry blossom) looks so amazing in the spring scene. The snow falling, nay floating gently down during that winter scene. Everything looked phenomenal. Hell even the rain lent it’s help in setting the environment during a crucial sword fighting scene.

The actors are superb. Especially the samurais. The actors fit their characters properly, and you can swear that all of them are experienced sword fighters. Major sword fighting scenes depict the actors FIGHTING each other. With real katanas. Hell it’d take some balls to wield katanas and not injure anyone.

The battle and sword fighting scenes are the best parts of the movie. The sword fighting scenes usually shows the actor fighting themselves and not just body doubles, which lends credence to the whole movie’s mammoth undertaking. THe battle scenes will leave you breathless, as samurais clash with the fire arms wielding army, each side having advantage at different distances.

In all a good movie, good storyline, good actors, lovely setting and beautiful cinematography. A movie about honor and loyalty. A movie about friendship and trust. A movie about pain and triumph. 9 katanas out of 10.