Monthly Archives: December 2003

I’ll refrain from complaining this time…

And ask for their help in a peaceful and non-threatening manner… What the hell am I talking about? This…



I thought that they might want to fiddle around with the telephone wires, but nah, I guess I just plug in my telephone line and I’m ready to go? Well that’s what I thought around 7 hours ago and I still can’t get this Broadband Trial to work. I’ll call em up nice and early tomorrow morning so I can cut in line and be the first to complain. I called them at around 2, but the guy had the flu (or so I thought) so I guess I didn’t want to bother him. I read the manual and saw figures like 8Mbps downstream, and 1Mbps upstream. Or was that 1.5 Mbps downstream and 512 Kbps upstream? Whichever way, “Sheat!”. Other than that, my neighbour just gave birth to a baby, and I was a wee bit involved. Such an honor. And it’s now about 28 Hours til New Years. Like I give a damn.

Excellent…



Turns out, I got the JTB broadband trial. Yes, yes… Excellent… Apparently my constant whining and complaining finally got to them… Yes… Excellent… Muahah… Muahahahah…. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Went out from my dank room today…

And found out why I hate going out in the first place. Had to anyway, to pick up my laptop which I left overnight at C.F. King. Good bless that technicians soul for trying, but my Wi Fi is still on the fritz. Checked it at ITB, but it still won’t work there. Well I can give him the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe the lecturers turned of the Wi Fi there. Well anyhow, I’m gonna make one of them come to ITB and fiddle around with the settings a bit. Yeah, I like to give people hell. I complained to Clevo, the manufacturers, and I even complained to BruNet for the slow service. Yeah such a bastard. And I got a call from one of my relatives at BruNet saying that I may be won’t getting the Broadband trial. Well, no matter. But, I first thought he was gonna give me a thorough trashing for e-mailing and complaining to JTB.

Well back to my first sentence on why I hate going out. Lulled about in Yayasan after ITB, and my oh my. Poklans are fast becoming my most disliked group of people. I think they rank up there with Filipinos and smelly Thais. Well I am not a racist. Indons are cool. I know of a few Indons, and they are cool. Anyway, like everywhere I go in that godforsaken place, there are poklans. Well except for Paul & Elizabeth, because I know I can take a respite there from going over the boat with images of poklans filling my vision while I descend to the bottom of the sea. Crosshairs on heads never seemed the more appropriate.

Speaking of crosshairs, you gotsta try Secret Weapons Over Normandy. Such a cool game. Actually I’ve been looking for a good, old school dogfighting game ever since Microsoft had their flying game thingy (yes, I forgot it’s name). The best thing is that you actually dogfight real close, not like flight sims where you just fire a missile and look at the speck in the distance blow up into colourful specks. And with a current gameranking of fourth from current PS2 releases, you know it ain’t a dog of a dogfightin’ game.

Edit: I was on heavy medication just now for my flu, and it worked helluva great. Some nasty looking red pill though.

Thank god I didn’t take UBD…

Coz if I did, I would be more worried of my current state… I think I’m in that 2001 February to July frame of mind. That was when I wasted time and I wished I could get them back. Right now, I’m slipping slowly into laziness again. And I think I know the culprit. This damn Internet. Yes. Damn it. I should be working on my Turbo C skillz. And I should be already coding proper PHP stuff by now. And upping my layout. And doing some 1337 Flash stuff. Running SuSE. And Knoppix. And I should’ve gotten a… Damn… And sleeping at 5 to 6 AM ain’t helping shit either. I’d wake up at 3 in the afternoons, feel groggy, eat something, then sleep again, then it’s night. And I’d be surfing useless stuff until morning again. Repeat. Ad nauseum.

Maybe some shock teraphy will help. Projects coming up, and helping someone to do some HTML work for school will eventually get me into drone mode once again. Hopefully.

Gah… Functions, functions, functions… Why are you so hard to comprehend… And yeah, you too arrays…

I’m looking for a woman… I like long walks on the beach…

Hahahahahahha naw seriously… I still looking for a Pentium 200 MHz MMX Chip, with a 64MB SDRam stick… Very, very low price mind you… C’mon… Instead of throwing it away or letting it rust in your storage room, you might as well sell it off to me. Or if you have a complete working system selling for under $200 (w/o monitor) or $300 (w/ monitor) then I’m willing to initiate a negotiation.

Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife

May or may not be related to the storyNAIROBI (Reuters) – A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday.

Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily.

“He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife,” said deputy police chief Shadrack Maithya. “If we get evidence that he tried to take his life, then we may charge him because it is a criminal offence.”

Source: Yahoo News – Offbeat



/me crosses legs…

The StupidLogic Enigma…

Starts now, and should be revealed in 10 days time… Stay tuned with a major shocker that’s more shocking than Goatse…

Ahahahahahahahahahahah!


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I want this phone… But…



It costs a whopping… Wait for it…

SGD $46,280.00

https://www.vertu.com/, a subsidiary of http://www.nokia.com/. Just play around there, see just what you can actually get. Diamond Encrusted, 18k Gold and for the love of god, a Concierge button. Right then. I’d rather get a car for that kind of money. But for those lucky sods where money is no object, then splurge yourself. And you can giggle to yourself. All day long.

Windows XP Box

Ok… This guy made a Windows XP b0x… in a real Windows XP Box! What the fuck!

Check their site out at http://www.mini-itx.com/. They got other great stuff there such as an 800Mhz Teddy, R2D2PC and an AMD inspired one for you AMD fanatics… Seriously, if you got time to kill, please read it… All good shit…