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Aiyoo… Have some not so good news this morning… Checked my inbox, and I got a letter from Stats4all informing me that they are gonna shut down their free stat tracking service, unless of course I subscribe to their service, which right now is something like € 120 a year. That’s like B$200 if I’m not mistaken. How in the world can I afford that? I’d rather find a webserver for $100 a year. I might wait for the Total Visitors to go above 2,000 to take off my Stats4All code. In other news, Blogger is only offering RSS feed support on it’s Blogger Pro accounts. Whuzzat? You saying I have to pay extra just to get an RSS feed? I’d rather migrate to MovableType, I think. We’ll see how it goes.
Woohoo!!! I want to direct your attention to the previous post, the comments aka rant section. Look at the comments carefully. See any famous/celebrity/tv personality’s name in there? Yes! It’s Chris Pirillo! Commenting on my site! Oh my god! I so wanna giggle like a giddy schoolgirl! But I’m still at work! Are you getting tired of the exclamation marks yet! !!!
And the Nokia 3300… What a lovely, but bulky phone… Well Nokia 3330… I might have to replace you soon…
Both images stolen from The Sun Online.
I wanna say something here… CHAIN LETTERS ARE BAD!. They are so bad that if you don’t do what they say, something bad is gonna happen to you. Your innards might blow up if you don’t forward it. A meteor might fall on top of your head any second. Your limbs mysteriously fall apart in front of your eyes. Yeah… Likely…
I’ve been penting up anger because of these fucking abomination to mankind. It’s not the fact that it fills your inbox with complete abandon, oh no. It’s not like it just wasted your time opening something that takes forever to load, nosirreee. It’s the fact that people find it funny enough that you have to share it with me that that they think their perception and interpretation of the term “funny/comedy” is on par with mine.
But in the extremely unlikely case that you find a joke that I might like, please, please, please, let it be hilarious. If not I’ll find the most grossest stuff that you can never imagine and put it in your fucking inbox. Funny kan? And when you do send me these ‘funny’ stuff, please, please, please, remove all the forwarding addresses in them. Fucking please.
I don’t know if you are currently reading this Midge, but you are the main culprit. Sorry luv, but it’s true. The second biggest offender, is Fadhlil. Let’s all e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org with the grossest stuff you can find. And I will thank you from the bottom of my black heart.
Now for a dissemination of an offendin letter that Fadhlil sent to me, just in case he’s too thick to question the motives of the first person who wrote this shit.
And oh by the way, these are the e-mails of the offenders. Spammers and spam bots, do your worst…
Do I fucking care if these e-mails get shown up here aren’t the ones that spammed me? NO!!!!!! It’s the fault of the people who happen to be part of this chain letter. So if your e-mail gets shown up here, balme the people who e-mailed you.
Now on to the most recent chain letter I got.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
[StupidLogic : “Fuck it’s just to get your attention, to get you to look at your watch. Moron. You know, people will immediately look at their wrist if someone points to their own wrist.”]
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
[StupidLogic : “I look for the remote so I don’t have to fucking get up anymore after I find it, moron!”]
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?
[StupidLogic : “Let me guess, you’re not that good in English are you? Sleep again lah when the teacher teaches you about idioms or whatever they call it.”]
4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
[StupidLogic : ” ‘Why the fuck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!’ God, your snappy comments doesn’t have anything to do with the saying, ‘It’s always the last place you look’! I’ll kick your fucking ass! “]
5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
[StupidLogic : “Ditto”]
6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
[StupidLogic : “I’m being polite, you hick.”]
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
[StupidLogic : “It’s NEW and it’s IMPROVED! Both things are plausible. Idiot.”]
8. When people say “life is short”. What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that’s longer?
[StupidLogic : “Was I talking in terms of incarceration? NO!“]
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
[StupidLogic : “Excuse me, do you go on the same bus as mine? Moron.”]
SEND TO EVERYONE YOU CAN OR ELSE!!!!!!!!
1. ONE PERSON BAD LUCK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
2. 5 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR A MONTH
3. 10 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR HALF OF A YEAR
4. OVER 30 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR A LIFETIME
[StupidLogic : “Or ELSE WHAT?! Fuck you if you believe in this shit, you’re the one out of luck for the rest of your life. Moron.”]
THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP…
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
[StupidLogic : “Oooohhhh… Funny…”]
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
[StupidLogic : “Ooooohhh… Clever….”]
3.Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
[StupidLogic : “So what’s the worst thing that the cop can do? Chicken shit…”]
4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
[StupidLogic : “OOoooooohhhh…. The obviousness angle…. Clever…..”]
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
[StupidLogic : “What the fucking hell are you on? Does the cop even get it?”]
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
[StupidLogic : “So cops are pigs… Oh the obvious angle again…. Clever…..”]
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
[StupidLogic : “So what? if you’re not a hillbillie or P. Diddy, you won’t have anything to worry about.”]
8. I pay your salary!
[StupidLogic : “Your obvious angle skills are stretches far beyond the eye can see…”]
9. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
[StupidLogic : “Funny…”]
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
[StupidLogic : “You are dumb for not knowing why you are stopped. That or you’re drunk or high on crack.”]
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
[StupidLogic : “Stop it… ha ha ha… You’re killing me…”]
12. When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,”Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
[StupidLogic : “Would you rather put the pedal to the metal and yell “PIG!” on top of your lungs?”]
*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don’t know how…
[StupidLogic : “I feel my IQ just got reduced to 179 by reading this shit…”]
My apologies. I seem to forgot my notes again. Damn. Well if I happen to forget something twice, I might as well forget it everytime I step out of the door. Well no matter. I have something that’s a bit lighthearted at this time of crisis. Coz we all need a break from the information overload from the Middle East.
National guardman changed his name to a toy
CUYAHOGA FALLS — A member of Ohio’s 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy. Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.
“On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country,” said Prime. “That was a big moment for us.”
Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children’s cartoon in the 1980s.
He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it’s on everything from his driver’s licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.
“They razzed me for three months to no end,” said Prime. “They really dug into me about it.”
“I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard.”
Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.
“My dad passed away the year before and I didn’t have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid,” he said.
Regarding to the downtime experienced by this page in the last couple of days. The problem was due to the migration of the entire unangelic.org crew to the new ftp server. Now that the initial headaches are finally straightened out, now we are back, more pissed off than ever… Not at the fact that the server is down, but the fact that for the past five days, I wasn’t able to post on anything regarding the ongoing war in Iraq. Unfortunately, I will not be able to post a lengthy rant on this topic, because I left my extensive notes at home, but rest assured, I’ll bring it to you in the next couple of days. To tide over your anger until that time, please read the preceeding materials…
The last of which, has very good articles.
SARS Epidemic Sweeps Close to Home Turf
I’ve been following this story on TV, but I just found out the name of the affliction. These two stories is a warning that Brunei is not as safe from the virus/bacteria as we hoped to imagine.
There have been unconfirmed rumors that it may have been a terrorist act, and in some weird way, it is plausible. Afghanistan is only a stones’ throw away from the rest of South East Asia. But in my opinion, it couldn’t have been. Hong Kong doesn’t have any interests that could be a target for terrorsts. But hey, stranger things have happened.