Monthly Archives: December 2002

DAMN!!! I really wanted Call for Help to last 18 hours… But NOOOOOOOOOO…. They’d just show the seventh or eighth hour… Durn… Besides Morgan Webb was on… Woohoo! A hot geek! Woohoo! Woohoo!

Anyway in other news… Why hasn’t there been a demonstration/picketing in Brunei in recent History? I don’t know about that ’60s shenanigans, but this demonstrations are like those Anti-US/No War in Iraq/Don’t Bumrape people that they have in the Arabic/European countries? Can’t we say what’s on our minds? I think that Bruneians have their testicles up to their kidneys to even think of doing such things… That’s why we see all these Bruneian websites preaching their views and shit… They’re too scared… Heh… Just like yours truly… I mean c’mon… These would be peacuful seat ins at the Teck Guan Plaza, no force, no stupid stuff, just silent rebellion… On second thought, them traffic policemen doing those parking inspections could bust balls and stuff… Better not do it… But I’m open to suggestions…

Let’s see… This time I just wanna say random stuff that has caressed my grey matter more than a few times…

Raya this year is gonna suck for me, for reasons I will not indulge here coz this is ain’t a BLOG! The only fun thing to do is blow up some stuff… Or animals for that matter… Ants are really fun to just burn with a lighter, or using a Ridsect insecticide, in conjunction with a lighter of course, you too can recreate the feeling of Allen Ripley torching up the Alien Queen’s Xenomorphic butt… A cat could be fun though, but the aftermath is just too messy… And besides I wouldn’t kill or maim a cat… My stomach just gets filled with butterflies whenever I see a dead cat…

Larger bugs can be fun to burn up too… Like the damn roaches or beetles than seem to gravitate towards my room… Burn them up… Or Color Flowers to instantly vaporize the bugs’ atoms right into the stratosphere… Maybe dogs could be fun too… Always hanging around in our garage… Chasing our cat every single night… Hmmm… “Excuse my Mr. Bomb Salesman… Can I get a timer detonation system with that Color Flower? I want to ensure that the innards are instantly baked to perfection… Innards of what? Uhh…. Nevermind….”

Call the RSPCA for all I’d care… I’ll report you for feasting on the flesh of the poor and humble cow and chicken… OK OK… To be fair… Pigs too then… “But Nizam… Cows are domesticated to be eaten for their meat!” Hell… You can say that for dogs (and even rats too) in certain parts of China… ‘Nuff said…

Moving on… Why are the teachers in MS so hot? Now it’s gonna make me miss MS even more… Ms. Robina is a “perfect” example… Pun intended, thank you very much…

Let’s see, let’s see… Ah websites still run the gamut from totally kick ass websites down to the downright “shouldn’t-be-allowed-to-live-coz-it-looks-stillborn=doctor”… Which file do I categorize my site under? “Put it under “readable” and subfile “not cluttered”, Miss Moneypenny.” Oh btw… If you see some sites that fall under the category of my host’s collective that does not link me… That means they hate me… Just so you know… I don’t hate them back………. Honest…………

For the the few that has linked me but I still haven’t gotten the chance to link back… That means a) You’re not my friend or b) You’re site needed special goggles to view them… kthnx

Die Another Day is the movie that will get me back to the theatre coz I’m still maintaining my VCD celibacy…

Now onto Music Video Reviews

Pink’s new one is nice… Her last one was also nice… We pigs don’t like really skinny girls… If you have a figure like Pink’s, you’re in my books… You know, that Las Ketchup Song, Asereje is starting to get on my nerves… But I presevere watching the whole video just for the chick that has the piercing just below her lips… She’s kinda hot… For a pedo… And also the gratuitious boobs shot… Man… Those things really do shake… The new Sugababes video, Stronger, also got my attention and “Mr. Roger from Down Under” just for the strip tease portion of the video… Is that chick the same one from the previous Sugababes? Did they change members or something? Coz I remembered none of them looked hot…

Sophie Ellis-Bextor is getting hotter and hotter in every video she makes… And the new one, Music Gets the Best of Me, she looks smashing… A lady that has left her soul in the Disco era of the 70’s… Groovy…

Kylie Minogue’s new video is the best… But it was let down by the bits where the “Kylies” mouths’ doesn’t sync with the song… Coldplay’s new video, Scientist, is also a marvel… There is just no comprehensible way those shots can be made, and still maintaining his mouth movements sync with the song… Marvelous effort as it has the ability to trick the mind… A++!

Christina Aguilera’s new video, Dirrty, sees her managing to look like a whore without the tonnes of whore paint make-up she always wears… Avril Lavigne’s new video, “Sk8er Boi” should be an embarassment for all skaters everywhere….


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And oh… Moon Landing???? Bleh… The Questions continues…

For the lady readership of my site… Now you can equal the male mastery of the “STANDING WHILE PEEING” manouvre. How is that spelt again?


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Bohemian Rhapsody Lyrics… And your suspicions are correct, the Queen d00ds really did say Bismillah


Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,

I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

Because I’m easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,

Any way the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me

Mama just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead

Mama, life had just begun,

But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you cry,

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come,

Sends shivers down my spine, body’s aching all the time

Goodbye, ev’rybody, I’ve got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooh, I don’t want to die,

I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning me

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro

Magnifico I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me

He’s just a poor boy from a poor family,

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go

(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby,

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,

Nothing really matters,

Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows